Japanese Nail Art

I was looking up nail stuff and I remembered my cousin's friend had weird little things on her fake nails. I didn't know you can stick on little things like that on it....Some people get way to extreme with it...I mean aren't they afraid they might lose a piece of it while eating?

Lets see these girls try to eat pizza:







and i've saved the best for last:

what happens when work gets to me

Thanks david for revising the song for me
you are too kind
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha ^___^



JOANNIE JOANNIE

JACK:
Joanna, Joanna
Night and day it's Joanna
Make the art, fix the colors
give a codes, email artwork

GIRL MICE:
And the cads and the pitching
They always keep her hopping

JACK:
She goes around in circles
Till she's very, very dizzy
Still they holler

GIRL MICE:
Keep a-busy Joanna!

you can do it, you can do it
you can do it yourself Joanna
you can make the art so pretty
There's nothing to it, really
Just plug in the artwork
Pitch some beautiful colors
When cads if finally done
you''ll be ballin' in you desk
oh, Joannie

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Cause Georgina gonna get you
Got no time to dilly-dally
We gotta get a-goin'

DAVID:
I'll throw the file to your desktop!

JASON:
And I'll help you make some bodies!

GIRL MOUSE:
Leave the pitching and the taping to the Billy.

GIRL MICE:
We'll help make some cads for
Joannie !

GIRL MICE & GUS:
And hell be over for
Joannie!

2009!!!

So it's 2009 and I'm discovering more jellybeans. I watched Lars and The Real Girl last year and saw this documentary after.. on men who kept realistic female dolls as a companion or as a sex toy. Well Women are keeping realistic dolls too but not in the way that you think.



and I found a related video..."CLOSET NURSER"


Wow. What is wrong with people?

panda dog WTF?!

So my sister just told me that her boyfriend told her a story about people dying their dogs to look like pandas. Apparently someone got arrested for bringing the dog around spray painted as a panda. They thought the dog was a panda until they found out that it really wasn't a panda and had to let him go.

After going youtube I found the panda dog



It doesn't end there! There was also a TIGER DOG and Multicolored chicks. People are bored.



Whats Next Pig Cows??!

REAL LIFE PHOTOSHOP

If I happen to think this is totally insanely kool neat awesome
does that mean I'm a geek? :P

here is the flickr stream :D
http://www.flickr.com/photos/18697966@N00/sets/72157608377333404/detail/

Unique Pet Store!

the villagepet store and charcoalgrill

I wish I could see this
too bad its in NY
and ending soon

desk rage a true story??? O_o

So My coworker David was telling me about this thing called "desk rage" and he saw this description on urban dictionary...



We were joking about it and how we would explode into desk rage at work because of the damn drama from the girls at work.

Then this morning when I woke up my mom was watching news and getting ready for work. The topic of the day was "DESK RAGE" WHAT TO DO TO OVERCOME THIS PROBLEM I couldn't believe it! America really is dealing with desk rage at this time???

People are snapping now the reason people are having this thing called "desk rage"is because of the economy o_O...The economy is driving people up the wall so it makes them explode in ANGER.

I guess it is affecting me the same way it is affecting America because at work sometimes I feel like breaking the emergency window to the crowbar
and beating the girls with it...So maybe I should listen to this guy for help:



Here is an article at msnbc.com to further explain desk rage:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15814840/

I Think in order for me to make it more comfortable at work and avoid desk rage is to:
1) Talk to my boys cuz they ALWAYS cheer me up =]
2) Avoid giving an attitude because according to my coworker I have an attitude problem by telling her I am on lunch right now
3) Breathe in and out and look at the pictures on the wall of zoolader screaming "I love cads"
4) Think of butterflies, hearts, rainbows, peace signs, doves, and stars
5) Get addicted to Building papercrafts to relieve stress
6) Look online for pictures of violent squirrels or deformed tigers
7) Tear paper (instead of recycling)
8) Listen to the sound of music while working?
9) Again add more to the wall of shame
10) Breathe in the Hawaiian Breeze to cool down :)

I think If I take those steps I'll be breezing through work and controlling my desk rage


So be careful America GET HELP don't let desk rage take over you =P

yum

I forgot I had these images I found online tasty???

omfg anime eyes

So i was doing my usual bored google searches and I found this blog that was talking about "anime eyes" you want larger adorable anime-ish eyes then check this out:








it was stated that ayumi hamasaki was one of the users
Its a trend in Korea now.
sheesh people these days -__-

http://gngcontact.com/

work is too much fun

So at work I'm always looking up inspirations...I was looking up tigers and decided to search deformed tigers...and LIGHT BULB!!! there was my new inspiration:

This precious photograph of a deformed tiger-


and came up with this for active wear-


I thought it would've sold. Don't you???

hrmmm

so it tells me i'm a book worm (which i'm already aware of)
and a loner (which is also true)
how nice -__-

neatO!

I <3 stop motion videos. They are always fun to watch.






The Science of Sleep is a Must see

Cruising

So I just got back from a cruise to Ensenda and on the trip there was a tiny tv in our stateroom. Before going to sleep there was a show on: The Jim and Derrick show..it reminded me of Tim and Eric's awesome show and turns out it is a show within the show. Anyways there was this hilarious video playing.

HAHHA the crazies

WMG

www.notcot.com is this awesome website which features some interesting and upcoming designs. There was a funny one up today:


"Daiso boobs" and Swan. I guess the images can speak for themselves =x haha

My obsession continues...

Ahhh the weekend is over and I can't sleep. Don't want to go to work...
can't sleep so decided to update the blog.


So everyone that knows me knows how crazy I am about wall-e...My desktop wallpaper at home is wall-e, the screen saver is wall-e, i have a small wall-e plush from my sis..my buddy icon is wall-e, i have wall-e pins, and even my bedsheets and pillow case is wall-e so u get the picture. Anyways I was browsing online and found that theres an interactive wall-e and a idance wall-e. I'm thinking should I continue my quest and collection? it looks AWESOME.




here is wall-e in action..its a bit seizerisque isn't it? AHHAHA


I think it'll be the perfect thing to bring to work.

I'll be sure to play this song if I had this:


It'll keep me entertained and sane. it'll be calming compared to the chaos at work.

;D

panda panda

So I was watching tv last night and there was a special about pandas...
They are the most lovable and adorable bears ever =]
My mom was explaining that right now in China
people are paying hundreds of dollars to take a picture with pandas..
they would hold the panda on their laps and take pictures.

After the talk of the pandas my cousin pulls up a clip of this little panda sneezing AHHAHA its so tiny..sneezes loud as hell and scares the big one. Pretty funny



Now watch it in slow motion:

sun sun sun

one day i would like to sun my face.



because it just looks better