Japanese Nail Art

I was looking up nail stuff and I remembered my cousin's friend had weird little things on her fake nails. I didn't know you can stick on little things like that on it....Some people get way to extreme with it...I mean aren't they afraid they might lose a piece of it while eating?

Lets see these girls try to eat pizza:







and i've saved the best for last:

what happens when work gets to me

Thanks david for revising the song for me
you are too kind
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha ^___^



JOANNIE JOANNIE

JACK:
Joanna, Joanna
Night and day it's Joanna
Make the art, fix the colors
give a codes, email artwork

GIRL MICE:
And the cads and the pitching
They always keep her hopping

JACK:
She goes around in circles
Till she's very, very dizzy
Still they holler

GIRL MICE:
Keep a-busy Joanna!

you can do it, you can do it
you can do it yourself Joanna
you can make the art so pretty
There's nothing to it, really
Just plug in the artwork
Pitch some beautiful colors
When cads if finally done
you''ll be ballin' in you desk
oh, Joannie

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Cause Georgina gonna get you
Got no time to dilly-dally
We gotta get a-goin'

DAVID:
I'll throw the file to your desktop!

JASON:
And I'll help you make some bodies!

GIRL MOUSE:
Leave the pitching and the taping to the Billy.

GIRL MICE:
We'll help make some cads for
Joannie !

GIRL MICE & GUS:
And hell be over for
Joannie!

2009!!!

So it's 2009 and I'm discovering more jellybeans. I watched Lars and The Real Girl last year and saw this documentary after.. on men who kept realistic female dolls as a companion or as a sex toy. Well Women are keeping realistic dolls too but not in the way that you think.



and I found a related video..."CLOSET NURSER"


Wow. What is wrong with people?

panda dog WTF?!

So my sister just told me that her boyfriend told her a story about people dying their dogs to look like pandas. Apparently someone got arrested for bringing the dog around spray painted as a panda. They thought the dog was a panda until they found out that it really wasn't a panda and had to let him go.

After going youtube I found the panda dog



It doesn't end there! There was also a TIGER DOG and Multicolored chicks. People are bored.



Whats Next Pig Cows??!

REAL LIFE PHOTOSHOP

If I happen to think this is totally insanely kool neat awesome
does that mean I'm a geek? :P

here is the flickr stream :D
http://www.flickr.com/photos/18697966@N00/sets/72157608377333404/detail/

Unique Pet Store!

the villagepet store and charcoalgrill

I wish I could see this
too bad its in NY
and ending soon

desk rage a true story??? O_o

So My coworker David was telling me about this thing called "desk rage" and he saw this description on urban dictionary...



We were joking about it and how we would explode into desk rage at work because of the damn drama from the girls at work.

Then this morning when I woke up my mom was watching news and getting ready for work. The topic of the day was "DESK RAGE" WHAT TO DO TO OVERCOME THIS PROBLEM I couldn't believe it! America really is dealing with desk rage at this time???

People are snapping now the reason people are having this thing called "desk rage"is because of the economy o_O...The economy is driving people up the wall so it makes them explode in ANGER.

I guess it is affecting me the same way it is affecting America because at work sometimes I feel like breaking the emergency window to the crowbar
and beating the girls with it...So maybe I should listen to this guy for help:



Here is an article at msnbc.com to further explain desk rage:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15814840/

I Think in order for me to make it more comfortable at work and avoid desk rage is to:
1) Talk to my boys cuz they ALWAYS cheer me up =]
2) Avoid giving an attitude because according to my coworker I have an attitude problem by telling her I am on lunch right now
3) Breathe in and out and look at the pictures on the wall of zoolader screaming "I love cads"
4) Think of butterflies, hearts, rainbows, peace signs, doves, and stars
5) Get addicted to Building papercrafts to relieve stress
6) Look online for pictures of violent squirrels or deformed tigers
7) Tear paper (instead of recycling)
8) Listen to the sound of music while working?
9) Again add more to the wall of shame
10) Breathe in the Hawaiian Breeze to cool down :)

I think If I take those steps I'll be breezing through work and controlling my desk rage


So be careful America GET HELP don't let desk rage take over you =P